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Sam

A man that is usually making weird noises for no reason, with no meaning. Will make jokes that only make him laugh. Also known as the professional baseball player that played for the Brunswick Bat cage as a youngin, but never went pro due to a career ending injury. "Growing up in the Wick was tough, and I would have made it out of the mud if it wasn't for that darned injury."
I wish i could swing a bat like sam
by dixieenormous65 October 31, 2020
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Sam

by qwertghnm, May 17, 2016
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sam

Someone who is terrible at madden. Top three worst madden players in the world. Sucks At Madden
little boy you could never beat me at madden you're just a sam.
by sinker of buckets April 7, 2019
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sam

mother of layla’s kitties, piggy, tiny baby who needs to be protected at all costs
by chippiebot March 18, 2019
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Sam

Sam is the nicest person ever. He will always be there for you and he always has your back. He is honestly the BESTEST person in the world
"Sam is the best"
"I'm so lucky to have him in my life"
by Smart kid fan October 10, 2019
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Sam

Sam is BASED and the realest nigga on earth she’s cute af and all the niggas want her cuz she’s so cute and pretty Sam is funny as fuck and will make u laugh cuz she’s just a real ass nigga she’s the most kindest nicest person and also the most confidential person you’ll ever have in ur life if u get to know her. she’s loyal and the bests of friends she will stay in touch and will understand u. She’s unique as fuck and has expanded music taste and doesn’t give a fuck if u like her or not she’s blunt and will tell u straight in ur face. Sam is the least fake person you’ll ever meet in ur lyfe she’s like no other
Girl: is that Sam

Girl 2: yeah look she’s based as fuck I wish I was her
by trapgoon300 April 16, 2023
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SAM

Bro likes boys. Thinks about boys. Dreams about boys. Never stops talking about boys. Mentions boys to his tennis team. Mentions boys to his family. Goes to work thinking about boys, leaves work thinking about boys. Dreams of kissing boys and smooching boys. Goes to the gym thinking about boys. Eats dinner thinking about boys. He doesn’t care about anything else besides boys. Sexy boys.
Me: Sam are you good you look kinda pale.
Sam: *thinking about boys* “boys”
Me: alright you are fucking weird bro
by THEROC1233 April 9, 2022
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