restaurant atm

When you pay the meal with a credit card and collect cash from your co-diners.

Cough up some cash mofo, i'll put the whole bill on my card. I love to visit the restaurant atm -- fee free.

by janitorforfree April 10, 2008

Restaurnaut

One who very commonly eats out, and is recognized easily by waitstaff.

Hey man, they just let that dude in before us and we've been waiting forever. He must be a restaurnaut.

by Definer Things March 7, 2009

Ristankulous

Stanky, ridiculous and quite frankly, unnecessary.

Dude, your baby is a ristankulous mistake.

by Teh Lawd May 30, 2010

Restaurant Mouth

A medical condition in which one uses foul language after a shift working within a restaurant due to excessive use of vulgarity within said restaurant.

Sherri: "Hey honey, how was work?"
Mike: "Fucking terrible. Just fucking terrible."
Sherri: "NOT AROUND THE KIDS, MICHAEL!"
Mike: "Sorry, I guess I still have restaurant mouth."

by Sitty July 8, 2010

restarvation

n. When someone becomes mentally retarded by starving theirselves of their favorite foods, typically from fast food restaraunts.

bob: "what the hell is wrong with joe? he's just not himself anymore.."

bill: "he's trying to recover from a severe case of restarvation."

by grandfather4 November 4, 2010

Restaurant Roll

1. A pre-determined path of 4 restaurants highlighting the best of a city or neighborhood's cuisine

2. The best way to see the most of a city in one evening

3. A grown-up bar crawl

My folks were only in town for one night so I decided to take them on a Restaurant Roll so I could give them a taste of four restaurants rather than just one.

by Walker Ranger June 20, 2011

restaurant limbo

When your waiter asks you for your order too soon and then disappears for a half hour. You're ready to take your order but mean while they're outside taking a smoke break and chatting with their co-worker... then they're shifts over and you're stuck in this limbo until the next waiter finally notices you've been sitting there forever.

My waitress disappeared and I was in restaurant limbo for the next 15 minutes until I finally got the attention of another waiter.

Foamy the Squirrel brutalized the dumb bitch waiter who disappeared for 30 minutes before he could get his food ordered.

by datfriendofsquirlz January 10, 2012