ryder

The coolest grade 9 kid from cabri School, who is pre short, but got a big dong

ÿou have you seen ryder today, hes so cool¨

by depressionisreal45556790 November 9, 2018

ryder gloves

Term used in San Diego CA

Kearny High School

Let me get my Ryder gloves on to beat your ass.

by Timing Cover Master July 27, 2022

Ryder

A member of the Rico Bosco Hype Circle. Often in heated disputes with Jeff Nadu, Cowboy, Billy Football, Big T, and other individuals known as “Skells”.

Dave bringing in Nadudadu for an episode of Pick Central was the hardest decision he had to make as a Ryder.

by SqueezeOutCentral February 6, 2022

Ryder Joseph

Ryderooni chicken balloni. Our lord and savorer, Ryder is perfect in everyway. Handsome, masculine, and amazing. He is the god of the new world. MOVE OVER KIRA

Me: You praise Ryder Joseph, correct?
HEATHEN:No, watch u talkin bout?
Me:SMITES THY
HEATHEN: *screeches in autistic pain*

by PickleREEEEEEE May 24, 2018

Red Ryder BB Gun

A gun that shoots BB pellets, and is highly desired by young children in the 1940s. It has a secondary purpose as a device with which to shoot your eye out.

Kid: I want a Red Ryder BB Gun!
Every adult within a 3km radius: You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

by MrDrEdward February 2, 2022

Ryder

Someone who pressure cooks their greasy balls on the daily, probably has a 25 inch cock, enjoys a good double jointed pussy, fucking hates seaweed, will break your heart and your bed, will steal your dog and make it lick my asshole.

Random guy: “did you see Ryder the other day”
Other person: “yeah he fucked my dad, that asshole”

by Rydor October 29, 2019

Ryder

the kid who does NOT touch grass except to go to church.
he a chunky boi but it's okay because everyone loves him.

he is a controversial person. people either hate him, or love him.

person1: i hate ryder hes so annoying
person2: i actually think hes pretty cool, hes funny.

by raindu_ January 6, 2023