Ryan

Ass

Ryan is ass

by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020

Ryan

A ROTC kid who thinks he is a real soldier.

Ryan went to boot camp and then quit, so he could say he was a U.S. soldier.

by Pizza parker December 19, 2017

Ryan

Dangerous sociopath with an affinity for explosives. Keep away from children.

Ryan: "did you hear about that orphanage i blew up?"
Random person: "dude, what the fuck"

by Professor Barry October 18, 2019

Ryan

The most god damn sexually perverted 8th grader there is. He is so chubby and cute. I can’t live without a Ryan.

God damn I wish I had a Ryan!

by Ireneybeanie November 12, 2018

Ryan

A Ryan can usually be found at the local dive bar with a cue stick in one hand and a Corona in the other. They like to make friends and hang out with people, but sometimes they prefer to be alone. Ryans are a paradox; they are extremely outgoing, but they harbor a deep loathing for humanity. If a Ryan has a girlfriend, she will be amazing and not at all passive-aggressive.

Ryans are cocky bastards who refuse to be wrong about anything, and don't like to be told what do.

But all in all, Ryans are an okay bunch of fellas who just need a good swift kick every now and then.

See that guy over there holding the cue stick and downing his eighth Corona? Yeah, that's Ryan.

by Sonsypants August 15, 2011

ryan

Ryan is very lazy and talentless. he is also a loner and a weirdo. people don't like being near him because he smells. he is also homeless

ryan is as ugly as a blobfish

by addison jaha June 22, 2020

Ryan

A charming young man. Ryan is the defintion of "little king"

My name is ryan im cool so fuck yall

by ryajdv162341 September 23, 2017