nipsey russell

when his/her nipples are clamped, stretched and burnt while receiving an alaskan pipeline or other anally induced sexual maneuvers

last night breanna gave me a nipsey russell ill never forget

by russtopher January 2, 2008

Russell

A name given to a beast PENIS

Omg he has a huge RUSSELL

by Beast d0nk3r May 16, 2018

Russell

Truly an amazing human. You may be weary at first to trust a Russell because they can be so reserved, but have faith in their loyalty and honesty. A Russell is committed, loving, and willing to marry you anytime, anywhere. A rare Russell would have the body of a Greek God, mind of a genius, a taste in music that is truly unique, and be a bit of a smart ass. Be grateful when a Russell comes into your life.

That guy Russell is a cutie - a real fuckin' snack.

by PraiseSatan November 7, 2019

Jack Russelling

The act of sex where the speed and sexual position imitate that of Jack Russell humping a teddy bear, football or leg!

He was "Jack Russelling" her last night

or

I going to be "Jacking Russelling" that later

by Bananabridge December 10, 2009

Rusell Sentell

Hottest, most beautiful kid on the earth (Penis is 180 inches long when flacid)

Damn I heard russell boned 10000000 chicks in 123 seconds, thats insane!

by Alex D'Alessandro October 13, 2004

Russell's Law

The hotter a girl is on the internet, the more likely it is she is fake and/or has a penis.

Jack: So what happened with you and that cute Asian girl you met online?
Craig: Russell's Law.
Jack: Oh...

Jack: How big was it?

by The Doooooooom September 7, 2016

Royal Russell

Royal Russell school is actually a nice school, the campus is really nice with lots of green grass and pretty flowers you just gotta be careful You don’t step in dog shit tho because the school is full of dogs running everywhere, which isnt so good for the students who are terrified of dogs lmao. the buildings are nice tooo especially the newer ones like the science block the toilets on the other hand are where everyone gives head and if your lucky u might walk in on someone doing something not so pg or a group of a girls thinking they are cool and vaping. Royal Russell definitely has its drama and for some reason all the girls at this school like to give head to older boys hmmm. The school is really nice but the people do some questionable things and everyone has a crippling nicotine addiction.

Oh you saw someone smoking weed at the tram stop that must be someone from Royal Russell.

by gosssipgirlwhat April 27, 2022