kite runner

1) A book by Kahled Hosseini about a man who confronts his past.
2) A verb meaning totally owned or dominated, refers to the rape scene where Hassan gets raped while Amir watches.
3) A verbal threat of violence

1) "The Kite Runners a good book but I found it to be rather Predictable"
2) "Oh man this kid just Kite Runnered me in Halo."
3) "If you don't shut up I'm Gonna go Kite Runner on your ass!"

by Lucitanas August 9, 2007

Runner

1. Noun: A skinny white guy who runs a lot. Typically a member of his high school's cross country team.

2. Someone who participates in running for events such as races or marathons.

3. Carter Osborne*

*= This is the one true definition of "Runner". All others are a formality.

1. David: Did you hear about that runner who was fastest in the state at the 400?

Jon: Oh, that's obviously Carter Osborne.

2. Emily: I almost died! And there was a huge flash of white light!
Cory: That was probably Carter, out for his morning jog.

by Captain Romance April 26, 2010

Runner's Boner

An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.

Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.

by yipplezz October 23, 2010

Wave Runner

v. The act of thrusting one's face between a standing woman's legs in the vicinity of her vagina, and flapping one's lips while shaking the head side to side and making a "brrr" sound.

Did you see that short guy macking on the volleyball player? He wasn't up to the motorboat and went straight for the wave runner.

by The Wooll September 10, 2010

front runner

a runner, usually a distance runner, who runs at the front of the pack and pushes the pace.

Steve Prefontaine was a front runner.

by Seany Boii March 5, 2007

Kite Runner

1. -Noun- A novel by the Afghan author Khaled Hosseini, now a film directed by Marc Forster based on the book of the same name.

2. -Verb- To ass rape

See also kr

1. Watching Kite Runner was highly disturbing. It made me squirm in my seat.

2. Hassan got kite runnered by Assef

by k-pow!!! October 12, 2008

runner skank

a long distance runner who enjoys skanking it up with fellow runners, in a good way

Sarah and Daphne like to wear fishnets while running. This qualifies them as runner skanks.

by redred October 15, 2006