robified

To be completely and utterly confused. Symptons may include bleeding of the ears, severe headache and mass confusion.

Brandon has just been robified and he can no longer continue to recruit.

by FrankieFresh August 12, 2012

ROFFLAC

ROLLING ON FUCKING FLOOR LAUGHING AND CRYING

Mommy: what are you doing, learn how to drive STUPID IDIOT

Daughter: in back seat repeats ---> STUPID IDIOT

Mommy: ROFFLAC

Daughter: Bahahaha

by #1 MAC21 July 30, 2012

Rofflelob

When your friend betrays you

You raped my sister I can't belive you would Rofflelob me

by Cuntmunch November 26, 2017

Roff-ing

When you lof (love as a friend ) someone but you would still kiss them to show you love them as well

I think he’s Roff-ing her.

by Nathan_Roffington June 1, 2018

Roffe

When an individual refuses or subtlety holds back on sending nudes to the boys. An ancient Saxon term derived from the Latin 'reoffel' meaning 'nay for thine brethern' which is translated today to 'not for the boys' .

Daniel did it again he roffed us.

Daniel is roffing and not sending nudes .

Did you see that nude Jim sent ? Nope I got roffed

by Rasta246 June 9, 2018

rofi

Rofi stands for

Rawr
Omg
Fearless
Incredeble
And can be used when any or every one of these is valid. When one is speechless or overwhelmed, rofi can be used too.

- Look at this cute ass photo of my doggo
- Omg rofi-

or
- Omg, i love my bf sm!!!!
- I'm so happy for you, rofi

by You’re classic local bitch🤠🤠 February 14, 2019

rofiatoon

An astronaut giraffe with nine lives who sucks at texting her friends back. A firm believer in laughter and imagination and she's a forever dreamer,helps you out and expects nothing in return because everything she does is out of love BUT hates when her kindness is mistaken for weakness(beast is sleeping, not dead y'all).She's an iron fist in a velvet glove..so precious but don't test her. Very balanced as a person which doesn't explain at all why she trips over nothing all the damn time(literally and metaphorically). She has this little habit of getting lost in her own thoughts while understanding how everyone's minds work , perfect characteristic for a brain surgeon if I do say so myself.In her natural habitat, Rofiatoon is found silently laughing and vibrating at memes(sounds sexual..is not) , reading lovely books or listening to R&B then quickly switching to hardcore rap because... Psycho.She has Darth Vader as a pet named after a house-elf...talk about an identity crisis.Rofiatoon Loves tough cookies and has one as a roommate who physically looks and dresses like Joey from "Friends". She gives credit when credit is due.She's pretty cool but her eyes sweat a lot

Simply put , she's someone who speaks in constellations, but she's a black hole . a weapon..and weapons don't weep. Her soul is on fleek. And she's just visiting this planet cause her essense is so out of this world.

Boi: what's that yellow thing walking on 2 legs?

Whamen: that's a Rofiatoon *-*

by Nipple sweat March 6, 2019