ritz cracker

a black person who acts white

Shavon uses the word like after every word. She is such a ritz cracker

by R3DruM October 29, 2009

Ritalin

Methylphenidate based brand named stimulant medication primarily for the treatment of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)/ADD. Often given to children on the advice of elementary school teachers due to restless and disruptive behavior they exhibit in the classroom. It is thought to help them sit still and pay attention. The drug is akin to Cocaine, but lasts a bit longer. Therefore, it is often abused by people who want to lose weight or succeed in school. Often causes Insomnia and Anxiety. Most doctors prescribe Ritalin to those who have ADHD so that they can just shut their patients up. Often helps at least 70% of people who have the disorder.

Teacher: Why are you being so disruptive, did you forget to take your Ritalin this morning?
Student: Yeah, I forgot. Sorry.

Teacher: Thought so. I may have a few in my desk somewhere. Try to remember next time.

College Student: I can't go to this class at 8:30 in the morning! Mad early.
Friend: Dude, just take a Ritalin and wash it down with coffee. You'll be good.

The next day

College Student: Dude, that Ritalin is amazing! I was able to exercise, do my laundry, and get to class on time.

Friend: Yeah, let's get wasted now!

by PTrockstar92 February 16, 2014

St Rita

An amazing school full of some of the best kids know. It is located in the southern side of Chicago in a pretty bad neighborhood. This doesn’t mean our loyal brotherhood and bind will be tarnished. And if you have a problem with our amazing and outstanding school. Why not take a look at Brother Rice or Marist. Because if you don’t like Rita you belong in one of those pussy ass schools. Have a grand day

Guy#1 “Hey did you hear about how St Rita is the best school around?”
Guy#2 “ No I heard they were awful”
Guy#1 “ You are mistaking Rita for Brother Rice
Made by Jeremey Kolasa

by JeremeyKolasa22 November 14, 2018

Ritz

Refers to Velvet Code on a Saturday Night.

Ritzing it up in London.

by isawthesign February 21, 2010

Rita

Rita- A gorgeous, stunning, kindhearted, blue eyed ginger. She has the heart of an angel and the feirceness of a lion. She’s one of a kind, if you find a Rita you better hold on to her cause she’s the most trustworthy girl you’ll have ever met. When Rita walks into a room the mood immediately brightens in her apperence; but I’ll warn ya she’s one to talk and make you laugh. Rita has hidden emotions when she looks in a mirror she doesn’t always apperciate what’s there but with the good loyal friends that she has they tell her other wise cause it’s true she’s actually drop dead gorgeous. One day if you find yourself a Rita try not to laugh so hard at her jokes cause she’s hilarious, kind, and sweet even she doesn’t quite know it yet. She’s definitely worth making a BFF for life out of cause she’s the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Ily Bestie 💖💗💘🤩😍

Rita an angel with a fierce temper; a good friend.

by Bestie 💝 January 16, 2019

Diar-rita

Diarrhea and/or beer shits attributed to consuming large quantities of Bud Light Straw-Ber-Ita.

Also known as Straw-Ber-Rhea.

All that Straw-Ber-Ita gave me a raging case of Diar-rita. It was still worth it tho.

by RH187 July 13, 2014

A Rita Ora

A Rita Ora is someone who shows up to many events where they do not belong, or are unwanted.

Anna Kendrick is becoming a Rita Ora, she keeps going to the Grammys even though Pitch Perfect was years ago.

by Destroydadsneakers February 17, 2019