Zachary Ruben

Zachary ruben is when you get a dildo and suck it like its your ex boyfriends cock,
Or it is a kid who is gay and is very hated because no one likes him and he is gay and no one likes gays because they are gay Zach is also a head method when you pretend you are sucking a she male penis and enjoy it while licking their vagina at the same time.

" Hey u know Zach yeah, 'you want some', NO! I mean that gay kid no one likes cause he is gay and queer",\
you know Zachary Ruben.
give head to a she male while licking her vagina

by Kidboyjcshklbjkl November 9, 2018

Salty Ruben

A person who holds no Bitcoin.
Also applicable to other valuable altcoins.

"Man, there were some Salty Rubens there tonight"

"So then he started acting like a Salty Ruben when I brought up the latest rally"

"Check out this forum post... What a Salty Ruben!"

by BTCOMG June 7, 2017

ruben

very awesome hilarious down to earth loves only 1 girl always n' forever

ruben loves his chula

by pimp89 April 12, 2009

Ruben

One who re-introduced joy and happiness to a sad, lifeless lil girl from TX. An amazing individual who is a true blessing from above. Kind, gentle, sexy, smart, and funny to say the least. One who deserves all the happiness in the world and will get it if he dares to open up his heart again. Last but not least, the man that I am madly in love with.

There's only one example...Ruben himself.

by His Precious February 4, 2010

Ruben

Usually a Mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for anal... if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball... and then asks the girl to juggles his :P

if she doesn't fall for u pull a ruben.

by rubentj April 21, 2008

Reuven

A ginger leprecahun rabbi who teaches talmud and sings zemirot on shabbos.

Did you see that Reuven singing Sabeinu over there???

by fhdhfsadfhsdjfgs August 6, 2011

ruben

A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.

I want to fuck ruben once, then fuck choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses.

by wannabe ruben fucker December 20, 2004