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hit the poon and leave real soon

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.
"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"
by S.money January 27, 2016
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Real nigga hours

The time between 12:00-5:00 am when real niggas are awake. Usually trappin during this time period
My boy Daquan's always awake during real nigga hours. Don't ya'll know that's when he passes that dope?
by Demamp Camp June 1, 2016
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Retalivity

The phenomenon of someone being a total piece of shit, but somehow still loved wherever they go.
“Why the fuck does Scott Always get to sit down while everyone else cleans?”
“You get used to it. Poor Marlee just scooped his vomit out of the sink. she didn’t even care when she found out it was him!”
“Wow what a piece of shit, why do I feel like I love him more now”.

”Fuckk william has the worst lactose farts after drinking and yet I still always get him chocolate milk and offer to drive. Theory of Retalivity strikes again”.

“Heard you and Thompson hit up the tarred and feathered in Beaverton the other night”.
“ ya man, As soon as we walked in a bunchof randoms started telling him they feel like they’ve known him their whole life.”
“Wow the retalivity is strong with this one.”
by Koko4321 November 4, 2019
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Real love

Harsh parihar

Real love =
Real love is not based on candle light dinner, Romance and walks along the beach, sex, money. It is based on respect,care, trust and compromise,

. Harsh
Real love

Needle thread

Just as the needle can enter in the thread without knot, in the same way true love can be of on means .
by Harsh Parihar June 3, 2019
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Real Housewives of Covidville

Another incarnation of the ultra-successful Real Housewives media machine located in some Anytown, USA, depicting the household dramas, social isolation and warping lack of structure that is causing mental breakdowns all over the country.
In the last exciting episode of the Real Housewives of Covidville, we were left with trying to figure out who had tried to burn the house down in order to get some hunky firemen over to get some kind of real social contact!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2020
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The Real Folk Blues

A compilation of classic blues music released in the mid-60's, featuring such artists as John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters and Howlin' Wolf.

Also the ending theme to the anime series Cowboy Bebop, which is a show about people having to face up to their raw pasts and is well worth a watch.
The Real Folk Blues has some great music, but it's not the best to play if you have a lady over and are trying to set a mood.
by greatboozeup January 24, 2009
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Tha Real 420 Gang

Tha Real 420 Gang is a group of skits cunts who are true stoners and only smoke that gas. They often go on skits missions, go to the sauna and can beat anyone at a game of killer.
Person 1: Damn, that guy has some real good weed!
Person 2: He must be a part of Tha Real 420 Gang
by Yung Petrol January 21, 2020
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