Restaurant Blue Balls

When you get an overwhelming sensation from seeing your waitress come by your table with food that you think is yours, but it turns out to be another customers leaving you unsatisfied

"Oh fuck bro I thought that Cobb salad was coming my way I got so excited just to be left disappointed "

"Well shit man, you just got restaurant blue balls"

by Dcoops1313 July 20, 2017

Resting-grinch-face

A 40+ white male (preferably upper middle class) showing no emotion; neither happy nor sad in any fun or stressful situation.

Adam C was paying his tab at the bar when the barman made a witty jibe about his garish tie. Adam did not flinch during the transaction as he suffers terribly from resting-grinch-face.

by On the Buses February 20, 2018

resting diarrhea face

The unfortunate facial expression that appears when an otherwise relaxed man or a woman has to make explosive diarrhea.

Swinging in side by side hammocks under the palm trees and sipping pina coladas was sublime, until Mark noticed Karin's resting diarrhea face.

by JugsRedAss May 25, 2018

Resting Bitch Face

Someone - usually female, but sometimes male - whose intended expressionless (i.e. "resting") face actually appears mean, grumpy or angry.

The Resting Bitch Face poster girl is Victoria Beckham, AKA Posh Spice. The Resting Bitch Face poster boy is Kanye West.

by Ed Ukator November 16, 2018

resting jock neck

when a dude who plays sports has a very thick neck in resting position

“that guy over there has resting jock neck”

by ava222 June 2, 2020

Resht

A period when you just relax, eat food, sleep and scroll through social media (generally Snapchat or Instagram). You avoid going out or doing any work at this particular time.

Finally tomorrow my cousins are leaving. Oh! I'm gonna RESHT all day long.

by Seid77 March 10, 2021

rasttny

A good server owner

rasttny banned Ben_10___

by Someonewhodoesn'tlikeBen_10___ May 14, 2021