remith

The T9 or Predictive Text on your phone is too stupid to know "penguin" and replaces it with Remith.

The remiths are attacking!

by Billy Jean is my lover December 15, 2010

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Resident Advisor

An online dance music magazine which keeps society in check by reminding us that German minimal techno is the only type of music worth bothering with.

It has saved millions of lives by warning the population away from sophisticated music with actual melodic content.

Its main headquarters can be found in Berlin, due to the German capital being the only city in the world to have nightclubs.

Richie Hawtin can sometimes be seen around the building carrying a copy of Traktor, and being harrassed by literally thousands of worshippers who really know what is important when it comes to music.

Thank fuck for Resident Advisor - the ultimate be-all-and-end-all of dance music journalism.

by Strachman January 21, 2010

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reliterally

Comes from "real" and "literally." Invented to compensate for the dramatic over- and mis-usage of the word "literally." What people now say as literal will usually not actually be literal, so the word "reliteral," or "reliterally," was invented to actually mean literally, and present no confusion as to whether the statement is actually literal or not.

"I swear, I literally have like four million cats." (misuse of "literally")
"I reliterally have seven cats. I can name them if you want me to." (correct!)

"Oh my god, I will like, literally have ADD if you don't stop talking." (misuse)
"I reliterally have ADD, I just found out from the doctor today." (correct!)

by coleProtocol January 16, 2006

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Reset The Clock

The clock is the measurement for the last time an individual has had sex. When a person has not had sex in a while (which is relative depending on the person) their clock needs to be reset. If they fail to reset the clock, it is possible they will go crazy and do something they'll regret. In conclusion, it is important to reset the clock every so often to maintain sanity.

Note: In order to reset the clock, some individuals may consider oral sex or heavy fondling as acceptable. I personally do not.

Deprived Guy: "I haven't had sex in a month, it's awful"

Friend: "You need to reset the clock bro"

by forrforr February 28, 2013

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Residential Touring

Pushing your car to the absolute limit in a suburban neighborhood, I.E. 25 MPH zones. Usually occurs when someone is late or in an extreme hurry.
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Racing to beat your own previous records in a 'low speed' environment.
Highly illegal, highly fun!

Passenger: "Man slow the fuck down! You gonna get us killed!"
Driver: "I can't! Their gonna reem our asses if were late, we gotta pull some Residential Touring!"

Example 2..

"Man it was crazy! We did 105 in a 25. Straight Residential Touring bro!"

Example 3.

"Yeah man we went Residential Touring last night, it was exhilerating!"

by Dexatrim Natural May 28, 2007

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