by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018
Trip Reporting is a silly pastime typed up by fat, un-original, inane people that travel a lot but don't actually do anything interesting. They then write about what they did (the irony) which is nothing... then post photos which only consist of food on the plane, at the hotel and at airport lounges. Some may post shots of the menus for good measure.
Very intrepid.
They are also tight-arsed as well since they seem to only want to use miles they accumulate while flying very short distances more frequently in order to pay for their long haul trips rather than hard earned money. You'd think by doing this they would actually have some cash to spend on doing something more meaningful and worthwhile ie. sightseeing, hiking, cultures etc...
This isn't the case.
Trip reports really should be called Service/Food reports.
Very intrepid.
They are also tight-arsed as well since they seem to only want to use miles they accumulate while flying very short distances more frequently in order to pay for their long haul trips rather than hard earned money. You'd think by doing this they would actually have some cash to spend on doing something more meaningful and worthwhile ie. sightseeing, hiking, cultures etc...
This isn't the case.
Trip reports really should be called Service/Food reports.
Thread starter: Cathay Pacific Premium Economy JFK-HKG RT!!! and my Business Class trip on Air France A380 LAX-CDG Trip Reports!!!
"Please find attached my many professional photos of food!!!!!! oh and the seat I sat in"
Reader: Cool story bro you went on a plane, looked at a menu and ate food... but what did you do on your trip?
Thread starter: Oh I flew on a plane and ate food, then did the same at the hotel! Much fun, so cool, wow.
Reader: *facepalm*
"Please find attached my many professional photos of food!!!!!! oh and the seat I sat in"
Reader: Cool story bro you went on a plane, looked at a menu and ate food... but what did you do on your trip?
Thread starter: Oh I flew on a plane and ate food, then did the same at the hotel! Much fun, so cool, wow.
Reader: *facepalm*
by Oboro Watabanost January 24, 2014
when a youtuber (usually an immature one) commands their viewers to mass report a video they dislike, even if there is nothing rule breaking about the video.
Person 1: ''OMG I HATE THIS VIDEO PLS REPORT IT!111''
Person 2: ''jesus christ kid stop report bombing and go outside''
Person 2: ''jesus christ kid stop report bombing and go outside''
by deliriousidiot November 19, 2023
when the police arrests more blacks proportionally than other races even though blacks are a minority.
by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
I like report card tits A's are awesome B's are best C's can make your day but D's are disappointing
by Hotmustardnipples December 05, 2023
Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
at the end of an octonauts episode, before the credits, they do a segment where they go over what you've learned already in the episode while showing real photos and or videos of that sea creature. Sometimes these photos are extremely disturbing. The song goes as follows:
Creature Report, Creature Report
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something
Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something
Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!
by iminhellplshelpahhh September 07, 2024