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Shovel Ready

The Obama political word indicating that your particular "project" is just waiting for stimulus package money injection to get it off the ground. In other words, you have a good idea, but no cash to back it.
Dude, my greenhouse and hydroponic drip system hooked up to the solar panel on the roof is so shovel ready...I just need $2 billion to get it to give back to the grid.
by siouxbee February 18, 2009
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Locked, cocked and ready to rock

Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.
"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"

"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"
by EnglishMayjah February 8, 2009
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Regads

An exclamation of shock, surprise, or wonderment uttered upon doing a double-take.
"I say, Chester, look to your left!"

"Oh, a stumbling drunkard, how very dross -- *double-take* Regads! Is that an Elder God feasting on the brain-pulp of that young chap?"
by Poem435 October 28, 2009
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Bishop ready

A piece of shit school where everyone is not loved and the teachers suck
Bishop Ready, that school is so trashy
by Bigpappi69 December 12, 2019
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We ready

a song that's sung by high school football teams to generate hype before a game.

originated with Matthew Romero's video of his high school football team singing the song, as shown in the YouTube video titled "WE READY - High School Football Chant"

also a parody of "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" by Steam
"Our team is doing so bad, is the 2nd half even worth trying on?"
"Nah man, we ready! We ready! We ready for y'all!"
by FlashCanBuild November 29, 2021
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long and loose and ready for use

describing yourself, preferably when talking to the ladies.....
Wanna' know how I am?, I'm long and loose and ready for use!
by batman and throbbin' November 4, 2013
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Mike Petty Ready

When you have to cut the sleeves off of your favorite shirt to show off your guns.
Guy 1: “you cut the sleeves off that dope ass shirt?”
Guy 2: “of course I did man! I had to make it Mike Petty Ready!”
by Datgingerdude October 29, 2017
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