rectal

When someone is not only being anal retentive, but is also being an asshole about it.

Are you some kind of idiot? I said I wanted diet Coke with light ice and two lemon wedges. This clearly has medium ice and only one lemon wedge. Let me talk to your manager!

Jeez, Gordon Ramsey, you don't have to be so rectal about it.

by snapkrackle October 27, 2010

Recanize

Realize
Know who you are talking to

Guy: Wow, you are cool
Me: Recanize

by Brad June 20, 2003

Rectal sunami

shit leaving your ass with great force.

After a night of top ramen, whiskey,pbr and 16th st. coke I suffered a rectal sunami.when your on the toilet and it shoots out and coats the whole bowl to the rim. your clinching your cheeks tight while trying to get to the john and it blows right through. you think your just going to fart but it blast all over your pant, ass and legs.

by Scum i am October 2, 2007

Rectal Tourettes

Loudly passing gas in mid-sentence without pausing or acknowledging the event.

Wow. Ken just ripped of three in a row while explaining VPN procedures to Mike. That's the worst case of Rectal Tourettes that I've ever seen!

by StunnedMonkey June 23, 2011

rectal thermometer

A sexual euphemism used by homosexuals in reference to anal sex.

A device inserted into the anus to measure the temperature of the human body.

Example: 1)
Leslie: <lisp> I think I have a fever. </lisp>

Weslie: <lisp> Let's have a look see. I'll whip out my "rectal thermometer". </lisp>

Leslie: <lisp> OHHHHH GOOODIE I was hoping you'd say that!!!!</lisp>


Example:2)
Weslie: <lisp>Ohhhh...I think I have a fever. </lisp>

Leslie: <lisp> ALRIGHT!!! It's my turn to whip out the ‘ol "rectal thermometer". </lisp>

Weslie: <lisp>No, I'm not feeling well; I need the real rectal thermometer! </lisp>

Leslie: <lisp>DAMN!!!! </lisp>

by fagsRgay January 13, 2009

rectangle knot

The best knot with unlimited possibilities and can not be stopped.

The rectangle knot is the superior knot.

by Hdhdjejnsj January 6, 2020

rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots

Rectangular colour; #ebebeb 3D cat, width 5 inches length 1 yard, heterochromia call it half-blind depending on if you want to get body slammed or not 2 trilateral triangles located on top of forefront, zig-zag 3d tail on far end, 4 rectangular limbs, not fluffy, texture stale cheese, scent; Kiwi shoe polish sometimes camphoraceous, dos (two if you're ludicrous enough not to know at least SOME spanish.) #1b00a1 spots located at lower area of feline.

subject 1. "Oh my god! It's a rectangular 3d cat with two random blue spots!"
subject 2. "the fuck are you on? off your meds again lil bro?😭 blyats gone crazy 🤓🤓"

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

by precipitation August 25, 2023