Pity rim

When a friend or other person offers to give you their winning rim from their Tim Hortons coffee cup.

mitch's friend offered her winning rim to him but mitch rejected her pity rim because he was too honorable. She was also a Republican and a racist.

by sonofamitch91 March 16, 2012

Rimming the Jester

To laugh excessively at a mildly funny or unfunny event, occurrence or joke.

"Ok, calm down. The joke wasn't that funny. Stop rimming the jester"

by TomQuicknutt January 23, 2016

Rim Bandit

One who spends to much time playing skyrim that they see everyday objects as items from the game.

Rim Bandit: hey doesn't that buttercup look like the dragons tongue flower?

Me: your such a Rim Bandit

by Buttcrack September 17, 2012

rim towel

the 2-3 ply you use to wipe up with after taking a deuce

I'm all out in here, could you pass me some more rim towel.

by Shlay4 May 25, 2008

tequila rimming

1. Shave her crack and a-hole so the skin is sensitive.
2. Cut a lime in half and rub it in enthusiastically along the full length of her crack, paying particular attention to her arsehole.
3. Add a good sprinkle of salt all along.
4. Pour tequila into the small of her back so it runs down the crack, bury your face between those salty sticky limey tequila-y cheeks and get stuck in..

5. It will all get a bit squirmy - repeat as required :)

"She loves a good tequila rimming"
"Me too, and the more I do it the better her arse looks!"

by BasculeW March 13, 2014

chilli rim

rubbing chilli over someone's anus and licking it off

I chilli rimmed her last night

by g dog July 28, 2014

rim-tone

Evidence that one receives or makes phone calls while on the toilet. The rim-tone is characterized by the anal shriek of seal-breaking accompanied by the splashing sounds of loaf impact and/or groans of relief - all with that peculiar reverb from a toilet stall.

I was trying to reschedule my physio appointment over the phone, but I couldn't hear the therapist over the cacophony of his rim-tones.

by Mr. T.M.I. June 07, 2007