rim towel

the 2-3 ply you use to wipe up with after taking a deuce

I'm all out in here, could you pass me some more rim towel.

by Shlay4 May 25, 2008

easter rimming

The beautiful act of inserting a Cadburys egg (Or another well known brand) of whichever proportion seems suitable for the size of said oriface (anus) or how hungry the rimmer is. After waiting for 3 to 5 minutes for the chocolate to become more fluid in consistency the rimmer can proceed to clear the area with their tongue until satisfied that no secretions are left to mark the sheets or sofa or park bench or swimmingpool (Exteme caution is advised when underwater rimming) Rinse and repeat until both rimmer and reimmie are satisfied they are comfortably full.

"Easter soon, better get the mini eggs in and one of those massive ones from Thorntons for Joanne, she loves a bit of Easter rimming"

by EasterBunny6969 May 24, 2018

rim jolts

Like a rim job but she says “up the ante” and you pull out the jumper cables and go hasta la vista on that ass

“Honey,I bought some new jumper cables!”
“Perfect, I’ve been looking forward to some rim jolts all week!”

by Forgotton Prince January 16, 2019

Synchronized rimming

The act of licking each other's assholes simultaneously. It is believed to be one the original Olympic sports.

Synchronized rimming is the only sport my gf and I genuinely enjoy together.

by ElAteo June 10, 2015

rim bros

Two or more guys that have come to the understanding that they will only lick each other's ass in order to not be defined as gay.

Derek: "We just ate each other's ass, does that make us gay!?"
Sid: "Fuck no, as long as we didn't touch each other's cock, we are now rim bros"

by JbMalone July 9, 2018

Rim dutty

A ferocious right handed punch, similar to the haymaker but with much more precision and aggression.

Normally followed with a "nananaana" to stun the opposition into submission.

"Oh crap, That bloke gave that other bloke a disgraceful rim dutty... Poor bloke"

by Moomoowhodo September 4, 2021

rim-tone

Evidence that one receives or makes phone calls while on the toilet. The rim-tone is characterized by the anal shriek of seal-breaking accompanied by the splashing sounds of loaf impact and/or groans of relief - all with that peculiar reverb from a toilet stall.

I was trying to reschedule my physio appointment over the phone, but I couldn't hear the therapist over the cacophony of his rim-tones.

by Mr. T.M.I. December 9, 2008