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Schizo Report

For when someone pings for teamer support on a roblox battlegrounds game, but nobody is fighting or getting jumped.
"I thought our help was needed?"

"Nah, it's just a schizo report."
by simplytuvo August 22, 2025
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report-face

The appearance of one's face during extended periods of report-writing. Most heavily associated with Microsoft Excel and corporate monomania. Usually resulting in a blank, dead, or befuddled look upon the face.
Hi Shane. Damn, you've got serious report-face going on there.

-Yah, I've had to reclassify my Primary Action Items three times already today. It sucks.
by CCRP October 18, 2008
mugGet the report-facemug.

Health Report

Please just believe this health report
by Professional Scientists November 27, 2023
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Report

Please report racist and nazi- far left propaganda on this site sidenote i'm not joking
Hi i'm El mestizo here to warn you report all of the above when you encounter it!
by elMexicanoAmericano March 15, 2022
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DEKRA Report

It is used to describe the information about a person's dating history.
Lionel wanted a DEKRA Report on Emilia before they could start dating.
by Inaluk May 4, 2025
mugGet the DEKRA Reportmug.

sports report

A sports article, blog or discussion covering topical issues.
The news gave a brief sports report tonight. Now I'm up to date!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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Trip Report

Trip Reporting is a silly pastime typed up by fat, un-original, inane people that travel a lot but don't actually do anything interesting. They then write about what they did (the irony) which is nothing... then post photos which only consist of food on the plane, at the hotel and at airport lounges. Some may post shots of the menus for good measure.

Very intrepid.

They are also tight-arsed as well since they seem to only want to use miles they accumulate while flying very short distances more frequently in order to pay for their long haul trips rather than hard earned money. You'd think by doing this they would actually have some cash to spend on doing something more meaningful and worthwhile ie. sightseeing, hiking, cultures etc...
This isn't the case.

Trip reports really should be called Service/Food reports.
Thread starter: Cathay Pacific Premium Economy JFK-HKG RT!!! and my Business Class trip on Air France A380 LAX-CDG Trip Reports!!!
"Please find attached my many professional photos of food!!!!!! oh and the seat I sat in"

Reader: Cool story bro you went on a plane, looked at a menu and ate food... but what did you do on your trip?

Thread starter: Oh I flew on a plane and ate food, then did the same at the hotel! Much fun, so cool, wow.

Reader: *facepalm*
by Oboro Watabanost January 26, 2014
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