ranch catcher

A man of questionable sexual orientation

My friend doesn't like women anymore. He is becoming a ranch catcher.

by imadethisword2 November 24, 2013

ranch house

A person with only one story (or one story about something).

Mike is such a ranch house every time he tells that same story about he and Dino and that famous dj couldn't, to their shock, get into the Freakin' after party.

by Aplusplus March 30, 2017

ranch forker

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before they grab their food with the fork while eating.

I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!

by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020

ranch dipper

A fat country girl who sleeps around

Did you see the girl on party down south? She's a ranch dipper!!

by Vincenzo925 October 5, 2015

ranch ass

SLUT. EASY. WHORE.

Broh!? Did you hit that ranch ass last night?

by SR20VE January 29, 2018

diamond ranch

a big ranch. you know, like a farm. a diamond ranch.

i need to head over to the diamond ranch before prom

by kereo April 28, 2017

Ranch Dance

After consuming Pizza Ranch the urge to poo is like a kick to the stomach. You squeeze your cheeks and hope the bathroom is open.

I had to do the Ranch Dance to not shit my pants.

by Nobody-important September 14, 2016