Ranch Dance

After consuming Pizza Ranch the urge to poo is like a kick to the stomach. You squeeze your cheeks and hope the bathroom is open.

I had to do the Ranch Dance to not shit my pants.

by Nobody-important September 14, 2016

ranch forker

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before they grab their food with the fork while eating.

I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!

by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020

big ranch

An omnipotent god who owns the biggest ranch in the observable universe and has the power to destroy galaxies and owns many planets. He has unlimited power and even more lore behind him. He looks like a 38 year old man, brown hair, a large beard, 287 lbs, 6,3. He is well known by meany extraterrestrial species and was married to a demigod named agatha. He has 2 sons named Tony and Big Business.

Guy 1: “Did you hear about Big Ranch’s new purchase?”

Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised”

Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”

Guy 2: “I believe that statement”

by BigRanchLLC October 12, 2020

ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face

Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.

by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017

ranch house

A person with only one story (or one story about something).

Mike is such a ranch house every time he tells that same story about he and Dino and that famous dj couldn't, to their shock, get into the Freakin' after party.

by Aplusplus March 30, 2017

diamond ranch

a big ranch. you know, like a farm. a diamond ranch.

i need to head over to the diamond ranch before prom

by kereo April 28, 2017

nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)

Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016