twitter quota

The amount of tweets you have to to post in order to stay active and keep your followers satisfied.

Damn, I didn't meet my Twitter quota I might lose a follower.

by RuBandz April 6, 2015

dick quota

The amount of interaction with penises required to satisfy someone who thirsts for dick.

Although her OKCupid profile says "bisexual", men are advised to move along since it clearly states she has satisfied her dick quota.

by grakka May 30, 2016

Quotev

Quotev (formerly “Quizzaz”) is an indie social media website that allows users from around the globe to share and publish their very own stories and quizzes. Most users are within an age range of 12-19. It’s main overall purposes are the abilities to write and publish stories as previously stated, but you also have the ability to create your own surveys and tests. These are some of the main motives for the creation of the website. However, not only can users share and publish their own creations, but the option to write and share a post which would then appear in your account’s activity history is another way users can communicate. Private messaging and creating various groups are some notable ways that users converse with one another. Users can like and comment on posts that they view on their own personal feed, and are given the option to do the same for accounts that have their recent activity set to public. Posts that users view are determined by which accounts they follow. Roleplaying, gaining followers, and making new friends are coming positive results of being an active account on the website.

“Yeah, you should totally join Quotev! There are people on there who also enjoy all those Fandoms you’re in!”

by Friskus October 13, 2018

not quite the same

Completely different.

Often said with nostalgia.

You know, Star Wars is not quite the same without Muppet Yoda.

The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn't quite the same as the kickass show I watched as a kid.

by Lady Chevalier June 16, 2005

Are you quite finished?

1) When a man barges violently into the bathroom while his friend is taking a shit, points at him and says sternly: "Are you quite finished?"

2) When a woman turns to her lover after he has been stuffing her like a thanksgiving turkey for three hours or more and exclaims "Are you quite finished?"

1) Bob, upon forced entry into Dave's bathroom: "Are you quite finished?"

2) Maria to Brian "Are you quite finished? We've been fucking for sixteen hours now. I have work, you know." Brian: "Nope" and proceeds to giving her an alligator fuckhouse and multiple donkey punches.

by haewood Jablowmeeberg July 7, 2009

Movie quoter

The kid that sits behind you at school or work who constantly quotes scenes or quotes from a movie.

"Dude that kid behind me in algebra is such a movie quoter! He's constantly quoting scenes out of Stepbrothers!"

by shockabrahala March 1, 2009

Quotev

A website where people got to read stories and do quizzes. Most people on that site are ages 12-25. It has a lot of people that are questioning there sexuality/gender. It contains a lot of fanfiction. There are very few haters on that site and many people are very friendly. Everyone is extremely supportive on that site. You can find a lot of emo/depressed/otaku people on that site, so there is obviously goin to be simular stuff. The site is very addicting and fun.

"Have you read this Chara X Reader on quotev yet?"
"No I haven't. Can you send me a link to it?"

by TheAnimePotatoChild December 21, 2017