Pyrosexual

Someone who has intense and/or sexual feeling towards the internet personality "Pyrocynical".
These people can be binary or non-binary but most of them are lesbian/gay.

Person a): Hey man
Person b): Hey dude, what's up?
Person a): I think I'm feeling kinda Pyrosexual!
Person b): What's that?
Person a): Oh, I wanna f*ck Pyrocynical.
Person b): The youtuber?
Person a): Yeah!
Person b): Me Too!
Person a): You're the best friend ever.

by Hello_World63 July 25, 2022

Pyrospammer

A person who pulls abseloutly zerro bitches. A Pyrospammer spends all his time simping over girls who dont want to let him hit.

Damn bruh, you a Pyrospammer, go get some rizz.

by Bass ned January 12, 2023

Pyrosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the hosting company Pyro Inc.

"Eva only buys on pyro.host, she is pyrosexual"

by GayPuppyThing January 8, 2026

Prosetanos

A lone soldier that prevents all that enter hell so that they can never leave. prosetanos protects the human realm from having hell unleashed upon us all. you will meet him at the gates of hell,and he will let you pass if you know his name.

Prosetanos-Protector of hell

by Chronisphere September 6, 2009

proscrinating

A misspelling of procrastinating usually typed by internet trolls.

Mozilla is going in the wall by proscrinating Firefox 4 every week. At least four month in late and hard competition to face with Explorer 9 and Chrome 10

by Troll Hater December 9, 2010

Prosaxtinating

The art of playing your saxophone when you know that something important needs to get done.

Oh man, I've really got to study...nah, I'll play saxophone instead.

Prosaxtinating trumps all else.

by MBagsworth January 11, 2012

prosegasm

The state one is moved to when literature causes intense stimulation of the brain. Effects can include: emotional outbursts, epiphanies, changes in thought processes, or cycling obsessions with ideas related to the book.

Note: mainly used to praise works that employ literary devices effectively (i.e. character development, ironies, microcosms) and challenge ways of thinking.

Eddy: Dude, why so distracted and thoughtful?
Carl: Sorry, I'm still experiencing aftershocks from the prosegasm "Animal Farm" gave me.

Bethany: Oh my goodness, at the end of "Eclipse" I had such a prosegasm!!
Marie: You must have pretty low standards...

by qwertyuiop7015506 October 26, 2011