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Pure Michigan

When while having sex, as your just about to cum, you yell very loudly " Pure Michigan " and then proceed to back hand slap the shit out of your partner. ( Hand must be open in the fashion that it look like the state of Michigan. )
" When having a good time, It's always Pure Michigan for me and my wife!"
by Milicigan Man November 14, 2009
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Pure of Heart

Unprotected anal sex with a midget in the hot aisle of a server room while the hallon fire suppression system goes off around them
Reggie, why are you into the "Pure of Heart"?
by Anonymous48887410 July 28, 2009
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prevenge

An act of revenge committed with a priori knowledge of the act to be revenged.
In "Full Metal Jacket", Private Pyle deserved his "blanket party", as it was an act of prevenge for his later killing of Gny. Sgt. Hartman.
by Nostrildamus November 13, 2007
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pure-blooded noob

1. A noob that comes from a family of noobs.
2. A person that seems to be doing everything for the first time.
3. A person who can win once or twice at something and lose the rest of the time of they spend playing.
1.Parents(noobs) ask:"What room is the parent teacher conference in?"
Pure-blooded noob answers:"I don't know, they said that there would be a poster saying where it will be held."
*The poster is right behind them*

2.Pure-blooded noob:"How are you suppose to bubble in the buubles in a scantron? Are we suppose to write our name in the TAKS test booklet? If we can write our name in the TAKS test booklet, it means that we can write our answers in it right?"
*The person has taken the test for 8 years*

3.*Two friends playing slayer in Halo*
Pure-blooded noob:"Yes,I killed you first and you didn't even hurt me"
*End of the game: pure-blooded noob killed friend 1 time; friend killed pure-blooded noob 25 times*
by Buenohead2482161 April 2, 2009
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Pureblood

a term within the harry potter series used to denote wizards with a pure lineage; that is to say wizards with no muggle ancestors.
Slytherin house is full of purebloods.
by copykat July 13, 2006
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prevert

a pervert who has yet to reach puberty or still acts in prepubescent way
That 5-year-old prevert looked in the girl's window as she undressed.
by thegestalt June 11, 2004
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pure sexiness

by Leeroy the choreographer October 23, 2013
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