pullin your johnson

the act of pulling on someone's penis (preferably male) as the aftermath of a joke.

Wyatt: "Ahh, I am just pullin your johnson."
Bob: "HAHAHAH."

by bigbeanman72 February 27, 2024

pullin' a Duke

when a game keeps pushing their release date back, or refuses to announce it. In refrence to the video game "Duke Nukem Forever", which kept getting its release date pushed back for a decade.

Guy 1- "Do you know when The Old Republic is going to come out?"
Guy 2- "I don't think it will ever come out. Bioware is just pullin' a Duke on us"

by turtleFDV September 16, 2011

pullin a ty

when someone turns around and you take your shirt off and unbutton your pants and stick out your coc

wow she is pullin a ty

by pullinaty August 26, 2011

pullin a mo

to say "never again"

"party like a rock star"
"no never again"
"hey man, your pullin a mo"

by dougggg July 1, 2007

Pullin a koby

Jerking it 10 or more times in a day.

Guy 1Ay dude my dick hurts like hell!
Guy 2 why?
Guy 3 he was pullin a koby

by Fan board August 20, 2013

Pullin a Johnson

Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in

You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!

by Funny-Face November 25, 2023

pullin a Julie

When a girl takes a shit on a boy and screams "poo on you" over and over again until the deed in done.

Isabelle: Dude did you hear what happened tonight?

Kersti: Yea, that drunk girl was pullin a Julie!

by yi! June 9, 2009