Pruney

Descriptive word for something/someone that's lame, naff, dull or in some way prudish or frumpy. Used in a light-hearted or comic way.

"My mum says I have to wear these reflective strips when I cross the road at night so cars can see me."
"Oh my god, that's so pruney."

"Christian rock is complete prunes."

"Gillian McKeith is such a prune."

by prunellaprunes June 25, 2009

prune

~scottish~
Slang
Someone that hasn't been winched yet. See winch

Girl 1: Are you still a prune then?
Girl 2: Yes. Are you?
Girl 1: No!
Girl 2: Who have you winched then?
Girl 1: Tell you later.

by Huni Buni June 6, 2005

Prune dick

A person that is bar hopping and drinks nothing but water.

Barbi, drink your goddamn Miller light and stop being a prune dick!

by Limpdaddy October 8, 2014

Pruning

Fapping, or more commonly used as have sex in a bathtub

Me and my ex are pruning tonight, so I can't come to your party.

by StarGoat December 15, 2014

Pruned Vagina

A wrinkly, old, barren, often damp vagina. Used as a term of endearment for old friends.

1. You my friend, are a pruned vagina.
2. Did you feel Jessica's pussy last night, dood?
Yea, but it was a pruned vagina, i mean, you just can't brown bag that shit, so i decided to just cuddle. I still got some head, though.

by Freakishly tall couple January 19, 2008

pruning

When one or more persons engage in sexual activities in water until their fingers become wrinkled like prunes

Holy shit! Ethan and Ceilidh pruned in the hot tub before we got in it!

pruning-when one or more persons engage in sexual activities in water until their fingers become wrinkled like prunes

by Team Squaaaaa November 5, 2015

Prunt

The place that joins the Prick and Cunt of a hermaphrodite.

Your gonna hurt your dick if you miss that ass or miss that cunt and jam it on some heshe's prunt.

by FoNo December 28, 2006