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Professional Caucasian Life-Prop

A white guy who is paid by foreigners to pose as various individuals like a businessman, or an ambassador, or a company figurehead. This is done so that the client's concern can seem more "prestigious" and "international" to locals.
"Brandon just got paid $500 bucks to go to India and pretend to be an American investor for a small Indian start-up so they can land a big contract."

"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".
by RohanD March 26, 2011
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professional cleavage

When a woman subtly displays or draws attention to her cleavage in order to benefit in a professional setting.
She totally used professional cleavage to pass that presentation!
by wolfpack16 March 30, 2011
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Professional Cock Block

A secret way of blocking anyone from dating a certain individual.
Professional Cock Block artists have their own secret way of doing things.

They usually do it to be protective of someone they care about.
Person 1: He is such a Professional Cock Block.

Person 2: Well maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Person 1: Be cautious around those Professional Cock Blocks, they know how to trick you.
by DontFeedTheTrolls April 16, 2013
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professional bencher

Refers to any player who play team sports ( such as basketball, football, etc...) but sit on the bench for most of the time.
That dude is a real professional bencher , because he keep shooting airballs.

Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher
by quan267 June 2, 2016
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promfessional

The hot girl that gets asked to prom several times. She is classy, fun and looks great in a prom dress. She is photogenic and looks good on the arm of any guy!
Wow, shes hot , look at his date...he is with a promfessional.
by Goofyme May 20, 2017
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Professional Friend Hopper

Someone who doesn't want any of the commitments of friendship but wants to reap all the rewards that come with having that or those friends. They're never there when you need them but never have a problem asking you for things or help. They're in the "friendship" for all the wrong reasons.
"Have you ever noticed how none of their friends remain friends for very long? Like they may know a lot of people and talk to a lot of people but they never hang out anymore?"
Only professional friend hoppers jump from group to group or person to person like that.
by RealistaHermana August 4, 2018
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Propessional

Propessionally but without the "ly" at the end.
Lily is so unpropessional.
by gucci propessional December 29, 2018
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