Stoner Program

A program watched by people intoxicated by the lovely, Marijuana and find it funny!
"I watched Archer the other night, maaaaaaaate, it's such a stoner program!"
by Sefblau January 20, 2016
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Neuro Linguistic Programming

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Neuro Linguistic Programming
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
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Varsel Program

Need a new PC cause i downloaded a Varsel Program
by 2973g7892g834g8234 July 03, 2023
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the program

a state of friendship in which one acknowledges another person upon seeing them (e.g., nods, smiles, says hello)
We hardly talk anymore, we're not even on the program!
by jrabB October 21, 2014
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solar program

United States Marine Corps Solar Program - everything under the sun. All you boys and girls who want to join-up and think you don't need education to be a bad-ass, will be placed into the USMC Solar Program. Some exciting career MOS's include: Guarding a concrete runway on a deserted island for 3 years straight, burning shit-pits, drilling bed-making procedures and of course - push-ups, push-ups, push-ups. Other branches of the Armed Forces provide similar programs, although nothing quite compares to the Marines.
Damn! I wanted to see the world but they stuck me into the USMC Solar Program!

I'm shipping out to Japan next month. I think for the next 2 years I'm going Solar.
by CWO Tobie la Salle April 22, 2008
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cat program

A program that prints its own input.
InputMan1: Hello!
CONSOLE_: Hello!
InputMan1: Stop copying me!
CONSOLE_: Stop copying me!
InputMan1: That must be a cat program.
by Europe2048 December 18, 2023
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Saskatchewan RIDE Program

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.

A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.

The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program
by QuotaHunter01 January 08, 2019
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