vulva-print

the pattern that a vulva makes when pressed against a surface. As each fingerprint is unique, so is each vulva-print.

The police officer was able to identify the suspect at the crime scene (a nude swimming pool for super-models) based solely on her vulva-print. The quick-thinking officer took a picture of the water-mark the suspect's vulva made against a bench at the swimming pool before it dried in the hot sun. After taking the vulva-print of each super-model at the pool using a soft clay mold pressed gently, yet firmly, against her vulva, the suspect (who had a glabrous, well-defined labia-majora and a trim labia-minora with crinkles at the edges reminiscent of orchid's petals) was identified.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

Priet

Main Entry: pri·et
Pronunciation: prI-et
Function: noun/adjective

A very handsome guy from the outskirts of Madrid with family backgrounds in the North (mostly from Basque Country)

Term used in a Legaragüi context
Example: How priet you are!
handsome cute basque

by Lucy_Leotards May 2, 2016

poop print

The result after kicking the victim so forcefully up one's anal cavity that after being withdrawn the foot would be covered in fecal matter... Imediately after which you kick the victim in the face leaving a undesirable "poop print".

Shut your mouth or I'll give you a poop print; or I got in a fight with my sister and she poop printed me.

by Hector789456 October 2, 2007

Spore print

When a female gently presses her anus against a man's face.

I went on a date with that mycologist last night and I gave him a spore print.

by Miss mycology May 3, 2018

Liked Her in Print

When you meet someone through a social networking site like Facebook, Myspace etc.. but when you meet them in person something about them makes you wanna punch them in the face.

Dave: "So dude did you finally meet face to face with that hot chic from Facebook?"
Tony: "Yeah man but she talked like Rosie Perez so I only liked her in print."

by Dawnger December 9, 2010

fine print

Always read the fine print. You think you ar buying a pack of cocain, but you DIDN'T READ THE FINE PRINT, and it turns out your buying 50 pounds of dry wall.

"Hey i just bought 50 pounds of dry wall!"
"you should've read the fine print you faggot."
"But its cocain want some?"
"THIS IS FUCKING DRY WALL YOU SLUT!"

by The Urban Baller May 20, 2016

Preptard

A preptard, is basically a prep in general. Most preps are preptards. You know, preps, the snotty rich girls that think they're all that, that DESPISE emos for some God-knows reason. Studies show that %98 of preps are preptards, so the entire name should permanently named of such.

I dress in all black, and I listen to "emo" music. Apparently, some people don't mind their own business and have a problem with that. That specific group of jerks are called Preptards.

by XxROKUxX July 21, 2009