The "Mr. President"

A multi-step sexual performance.

1. Embargo her air supply through erotic asphyxiation during vaginal intercourse.
2. Paddle her until she submits to calling you Mr. President.
3. Casually transition to anal.
4. Make her confess she'll give you her vote, in exchange for ass-to-mouth.
5. Veto the condom and put your commander in chief in her oval office.
6. Retire to your presidential bed and make her sleep on the futon in the grimy Lincoln bedroom.

I dropped a Benjamin to fly her down to the White House. It was worth it though, I gave her "The "Mr. President"".

by The Big Sreaze February 26, 2011

president

The patriarch of dumbasses skilled in the art of bullshitting

Bush took his position of president to a new level

by BushSux February 8, 2003

President Bush

1.An oxymoron
2.One whose presidency was announced by his cousin and given to him by his father.

see: Goerge W Bush, Bush, George Bush

by Iamacannibal August 28, 2005

Dead Presidents

American currency, any paper money

Jerome: How much is that?
Leroy: I'll make it 20 dead presidents
Jerome: Aight

by matt October 1, 2002

shitty president

See Bush*.

*Note to the Christian Coalition: No, not the burning thing in the bible through which God spoke.

I'm not talking about the first one! Sure, he was a limp dick, but his son: he sure was a shitty president.

by yoJERraps! September 21, 2008

George W. Bush Presidential Library

Also known as The Tard Ferguson Center for Fail Studies, book learnin is strictly forbidden in this library. The only books in the collection are the Bible, Hardy Boys, and revisionist memoirs. All writing in the library must be done with a Magna-Doodle; pens and magic boxes (computers) are prohibited.

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is dedicated to the pursuit of freedumb through squandering billions of stolen tax dollars on failed speculative invasions of countries without militaries and the idea that bombing heaps of people to death out of fear and ignorance makes you a humanitarian.

by frick1 April 3, 2010

President Obama

the 44th President of the United States of America. First president of African heritage. Often mistaken as the first african american president. Mr. Obama is 1/2 white and 1/2 black otherwise known as mulatto. Correct terminology would be the first mulatto President. Mr. Obama was born in Hawaii, raised by his white mother and her white parents who sent Mr. Obama to a predominant white highschool and white college. His success is attributed to his white upbringing. His father an African male, failed to have any influence in his life and abandoned Mr. Obama at an early age. Mr. Obama obtained notarity for "Hope and Change" but continued with racist remarks with his public address of his white grandmother who paid for his private education and his ivy league schooling as a "Typical White Woman" thus causing many white supporters to become disillusioned with the Hope and Change of his campaign.

President Obama is the 44th President of the United States of America

by Truth be told for all March 11, 2010