A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.
Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.
That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.
The rest is history.
Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.
That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.
The rest is history.
by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 24, 2010
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It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.
Andrew: Suck my dick
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!
by polos June 10, 2008
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its when you whipe your ass after takin a dump with the inside of the victims pillow case put it back on and then let them go asleep on it while you enjoy the comical values of the prank
"hey dud, you should have seen it last night Dave farted on my pillow and gave me pink eye a week before so i went one step further and gave him the old Indian christmas present"
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Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.
by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010
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In Flanders however, 'poepen' means 'having sex'.
If you would ever wonder what the difference is between Dutch and Flemish, than the difference in meaning of the word 'poepen' is a good example of the nuances that define Flemish vs. Dutch.
In Flanders however, 'poepen' means 'having sex'.
If you would ever wonder what the difference is between Dutch and Flemish, than the difference in meaning of the word 'poepen' is a good example of the nuances that define Flemish vs. Dutch.
In the Netherlands : 'Ik moet poepen.' = I need to got to the toilet.'
In Flemish: 'Wil jij met mij poepen?' = 'Do you wanna have sex with me?'
In Flemish: 'Wil jij met mij poepen?' = 'Do you wanna have sex with me?'
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Person A: Hey, you have a great..personality.
Person B: Thanks! I go to college preperatory school
Person A(to self): OH SHIT ITS A SHATSACK
Person B: Thanks! I go to college preperatory school
Person A(to self): OH SHIT ITS A SHATSACK
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