Prema

An amazing woman. Her name means divine love. She is beautiful inside and out because everything she thinks, says, and does comes from Love at its purest form. Everyone wants her, but can’t ever get her. She’s well respected because her intelligence is godlike. She is wise beyond her years and is always 20 steps ahead of everyone else. She is loyal, passionate, powerful, and honorable. The universe is always on her side, engage at your own risk.

Wow, i wish i could get with Prema, shes everything ive ever wanted.

by Kano999 November 22, 2021

Premature Marination

"Doing a Jamie Oliver"

When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.

"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"

by JamesFoo March 26, 2022

premature strike-ulation

When you are bowling and you THINK you bowled a strike, so you start celebrating by doing your little dance, but then you turn around to notice you still have pins standing.

Man, jon totally looked like an IDIOT when he thought he got that strike. He did a little breakdace move, while everyone was laughing and pointing at the lanes, he finally turuned around and realized it wasnt a strike. CLASSIC case of premature strike-ulation

by dashrendar January 4, 2009

premail

a non specific email or text message telling you to expect an email.

Kirk premailed me about a message from Edmund, but I was already sitting at my desk, so what was the point?

by DarthTod October 13, 2008

pempo

a person that gets drunk off of cheap malt liquor.

Look at that pempo passed out behind the garbage can.

by ringerrosser July 12, 2010

Premature Textulation

When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.

"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"

"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"

by AMchickentitsPU May 11, 2010

Premature Attaculation

While gaming, a member of your party starts attacking before the tank acquires full agro on the monster/boss, and consequently dies. Usually results in the party lol'ing.

Dang, that assassin had a bad case of premature attaculation on that boss... he should have followed the tanks' lead.

by RyoQQ September 7, 2010