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Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.
Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam
by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019
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prayfully

A word used by certain Christians. Instead of "hopefully"
a mini prayer to God for things that are regretted.
"Is she gonna come here to ask me out?? Prayfully..."
by Traceur_ChristiaNaitsrihK March 5, 2008
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Praying

The most popular method of preparing for a multiple choice test for people who lack the self discipline to actually study.
Did you study?

Of course not, but I am praying.
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Prayer

To do nothing and still think you're helping.
Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?
by Tonio31 August 30, 2007
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Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.
Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.
by David Kinglord November 21, 2006
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cranberry prayer

a mixed drink consisting of lemonade, cranberry vodka, and a splash of sprite
pour the cranberry prayer in a glass (or solo)
by johan3132 January 31, 2009
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Sailor's Morning Prayer

1. To vomit the morning after a night of drinking.

2. To bow before the toilet vomiting. Usually from drinking.

3. Made famous from Ray of Achewood.
" My gut felt like it was full of boiled towels. I did a Sailor’s Morning Prayer: I went downstairs, shook up a Stella, and chugged that foamy mess in one go. Sure enough, that little cherry bomb got my whole bag heavin’ and I blew about a gallon of hot, fried disaster into the sink (don’t worry, I used the garbage disposal side)." -Raymond Q. Smuckles

"My uncle would wake up at 12:30 every afternoon, say a Sailor's Morning Prayer in the bathroom, and begin his day of drinking."
by bwaaaah October 8, 2009
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