the asthma puffer

as a chick is sucking your balls, making sure her head is upright, she gives you a handjob resembling the action of using an asthma puffer.

I met this hot chick last night that took me home and gave me the asthma puffer.

by asthmainventer October 15, 2009

puffer

child molester (prison slang)

they put all the puffers in ad seg

by chubbyrain October 14, 2003

pluffer

One who pluffs uncontrollably.

"I say! Whats happened in here?"

"It's a rich spectacle and no mistake, but then you see, Douglas is a pluffer!"

by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005

Puffer

When a woman accidentally farts during intercourse. Not to be confused with a pussy fart, this is an actual flatulent fart.

My girlfriend let out a puffer last night and we had to stop fucking because she couldn't stop laughing about it. She was very embarrassed.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Puffer Jacket

A puffy coat, usually made out of down material, and worn by Asians most of the time.

"look at that Asian with that puffer jacket"

by ihatepufferjackets January 15, 2013

dick puffer

1. a person who puffs on the cock. a person with problems smokin the cock hardcore style.

2. your mother
3. you

1. hey nick j. wat are you doing? sorry man i gotta puff dick.

2. stop puffing my dick nick j.

by little shit talker October 5, 2004

poffey

Taking a shit on a stove and turning it on full heat. The effect is a burning shit that begins to rise like bread if used on a gas stove. Once the stove is on though, turn a pot over on top of the shit and put a pillow on top. The pillow will not catch on fire because of the magic of the poffey.

Used primarily in Britain.

"Dude I just made a poffey in Allistar's house."

"Mate, his mummy will be quite angry."

by ClitTape October 10, 2008