Potemkin Tent

When your jeans groin fold creates a tent that's bigger than your actual penis.

Look at that guy's cock! That's a Potemkin tent.

by yayeetus March 25, 2019

pootemplate

1) Verb. to sit on the toilet because you just might have to take a dump. " 2) Verb. To go off into deep thought after the actual purpose of the bathroom visit is complete.

"I was waiting for the wife to get dressed for the movie, so I had 20 minutes to sit and pootemplate."

"My dang legs fell asleep again because I was pootemplating for what had to be 30 minutes!"

by poothinker January 26, 2015

Poem Star

1.An undercover porn star. One who usually enjoys poetry, or one who is just using poetry as a cover-up.

2.Autocorrected originally from porn star.

1. Person 1: "Sally is really sus."

Person 2: "She is a poem star..."

2. Person 1: "I just met, this short ass poem star."

Person 2: "...Poem star?"

Person 1: "AUTOCORRECT!"

by iamnotaseal February 19, 2015

Pokemon

Programmed by GameFreak and published by Nintendo. Pokemon Red and Green were published in Japan 1996 and In America 1998 as Red and Blue

Pokemon is my favorite video game series!

by The EpikLemonz October 4, 2015

Pokemoning

The act of playing Pokemon Go

Those people are pokemoning

by Cragler July 14, 2016

Pokemon Zombie

When a large group of weirdos congregate in public places like parks and malls, staring into their phones, and walking aimlessly.

They are playing Pokemon, oblivious to the world, like a zombie pack

I tried to walk through the plaza but there were too many Pokemon Zombies blocking the way.

by sanjuro_kurosawa July 17, 2016

Pokèman

a man who pokes men
a maniac

the little pokèman is crazy!

by Boi On A Unicycle November 5, 2018