Portuguese man’o’war

The act of guzzling the forbidden fruit whilst tearing out the puebes, mimicking the sting of a jellyfish

Your about to get stung by the Portuguese man’o’war , said Dave

by Wet lettuce March 14, 2023

Portuguese boner

When it perks up on a lady

“I have a crazy Portuguese boner looking at him!”

by Moonbeambeambeam August 26, 2025

portuguese kitchen

The art of flooding an old portuguese womans kitchen with bodily fluids and then continuing to use said fluids to make a stew

Damn...I gave that bitch a portuguese kitchen. Bitches love a portuguese kitchen.

by jaredmartinsuperhomo January 4, 2014

Portuguese Lung Dart

Alternative name for a cigarette.

Where did Manny go?…I think he went outside to look at the stars and smoke a Portuguese Lung Dart.

by Gabagool December 15, 2021

The Portuguese Dick Trap

The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.

Dude! Tyrone got taken by the Portuguese Dick Trap!

by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020

Portuguese Whistle

When you are driving with one one hand and your forearm hits the horn inadvertently.

We knew that Manny wasn’t keeping his hands at 10 & 2 while off-roading in the desert when we heard the distinct sound of the Portuguese Whistle.

by Gabagool December 13, 2021

The great Portuguese challenge

A micro size dildo molded from a California teacher of Portuguese heritage with a big beard.

My virgin sister tried to break herself in with the great Portuguese challenge but she said she couldn't feel it.

by Big portigee February 11, 2022