You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when finds a cat that's Portuguese

Cat: Meow
Markiplier: Aw you're so Portuguese

by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023

You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when he sees a cat that's Portuguese

Cat: "Meow"
Markiplier: "Aw you're so Portuguese"

by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023

You're So Portuguese

A meme on TikTok that started in early November 2023. It was from a clip of Markiplier finding a cat in a horror game and saying the cat Portuguese for some random ass reason. The original TikTok of this surpassed a million likes within a few days time.

1950: In 2023 we will have flying cars!
2023: Did you see the Markiplier meme haha you're so Portuguese

by Cyberspaxz November 24, 2023

Portuguese Bread Twist

When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.

Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.

by DirtySanCHAS69 December 14, 2018

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 07, 2023

portuguese crab cakes

It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*

We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.

by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018

Portuguese snack break

When two portuguese males take turns shitting in each others small intestine.

Derrick caught Joel and Herculano take a break from mixing concrete on the job site, and take a portuguese snack break and saw Joel resting on his back, ass up while Herculano squatted over him and took a shit in his asshole.

by Eljeffe11 July 24, 2019