i would move portals while flying through the air and catch cubes and shit i never got throwing them to buttons down though - "YOU ARE SO PORTARDED"
by Portalmastar May 23, 2011
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1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)
1. "dude i got them munchies that we all love!"- guy one
"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one
"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2
"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one
"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2
by strangewalrus November 22, 2011
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Someone who is hard on the outside and and sweet in the middle. By sweet, i mean someone who is a pussy.
by MikeDieselX October 24, 2011
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by dmi443 October 28, 2011
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n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with
n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with
If he's going to be a douche the entire time you're together, poptart that asshole!
Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.
Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.
by fanOFcake December 7, 2011
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A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite...
A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.
A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.
A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson
by pinksparkles88 October 18, 2012
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