by Landon <3 January 26, 2022
When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.
Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."
by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 5, 2011
a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.
Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!
Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!
Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!
by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010
Pooty Tang, is basically a slang term meaning ''Pretty Thing''. It is often used as a sexual term or to just make fun of a conceited person.
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