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Pootis

Definition 1:Pootis or Potus is the meaning of life

Definition 2:The people who live in sandvichland

Definition 3:A word often used by the rare and endangered Hoovy species to get others attention
I AM THE POOTIS MAN,COMING FROM SANDVICH LAND!
by The Dank Smasher June 6, 2017
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pootie kicker

Individual or team declaring to kick butt of another individual or team.
I'm a pootie kicker and proud of it.
My team are the best pootie kickers around.
by get it correct August 19, 2008
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pootie trap

Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.
As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.
by DenGonzo December 9, 2012
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Little Pooties

A loving term for you gassy dogs.
Be right back I have to let my little pooties outside.
by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016
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Pootie Park

a cute little korean lady that likes to fart, yell, meow, poop, scream, laugh, and snort. Pootie is one of the cutest people you will probably ever meet. She is so full of life and makes you laugh. She has the most genuine heart and is so caring. She is a little scary tho...
Girl 1: Ugh she's so lucky her mom is a Pootie Park
Girl 2: Sameee I wish I grow up to be Pootie Park too!!
by ooga booga pooga November 25, 2021
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Pootis

N. A heavy from TF2 that is friendly to the player, often posessing a chicken kiev hat.
V. The shortened, funny version of heavy TF2 saying "Put Dispenser Here" aka "Pootis Penser Here".
Guys look, it's a wild Pootis right there!
Engineer, pootis!
by wenderender4t April 16, 2022
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Pooty

Rich, snobby, fancy. Think gated communities, country clubs, and Lily Pulitzer. Can also be used sarcastically to describe the opposite.
Wow, this Asian buffet is so pooty.
by Goldencorall May 27, 2017
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