pooquack

when your flatulence sounds like a duck and then it finishes with a slight squit that usually needs a wipe but sometimes can require a complete dumpundiedump

you had a pooquack

by joeblow79 May 5, 2011

PooFume

the residual aroma left in a bathroom after a woman has dressed for work, sprayed herself with perfume and then realizes she has to take a shit. When she exits the bathroom the remaining odor is a blend of poop and perfume. The result is "PooFume".

Your mother just left for work, I can tell it smells like "PooFume" in the bathroom.

by easterbunny November 28, 2011

Poocumber

A long fat green turd. Usually found after a heavy night on herbal spirits (jagger bombs, etc.)

Ah mate…that was a heavy night on the bombs…I think I just did a poocumber!

by H3FTI January 8, 2013

pooqueat

A fart that gets trapped while sitting and exits through the vagina.

"Dudeeeee! Did you just pooqueat!"

by TCutta June 7, 2014

Pooluffy

Pooluffy; combination of the words poop and fluffy, creating Fluffy poop or Pooluffy

My poop was fluffy

You have pooluffy!!!!

by lexiallenberg July 29, 2014

poorupted

What happens when you're pooing, or about to, and someone else walks in.

I wish the women's restroom was private because I hate being poorupted.

by cherrykot November 8, 2015

poomuda triangle

3 people half bent over forming a triangle with each persons face at the person in fronts Arse. At the same time each person shits in the person behinds mouth.

I guess there's nothing else to do other then a poomuda triangle!!

by Snotto March 24, 2016