I'd stick it in the pooper

To stick an item usually a penis inside another's butt; commonly found in most imageboards, forums, public restroom walls, 4chan, etc., also usually accompanied with the picture of an angry japanese man shouting into a phone.

A: "I just met this girl recently, but I don't know what to do with her. What should I do?"

B: "I'd stick it in the pooper."

C: "Stick it in her pooper!"

by Felix Martinez December 29, 2006

Pooper Trooper

A girl who can take your whole cock up her ass for as long as you want.

She was a real pooper trooper last night.... she took it up the pooper all night long!

by Nolatele February 23, 2015

poopenhause

Slang for men who are ass-wipe impaired as their shorts are more like a soiled diaper due to the multiple skidmarks they leave in their underwear.

The men in the locker room always gave Steve a wide berth due to his poopenhause shorts.

by LongLegsInAlaska August 4, 2007

mad pooper

Someone who poops in anothers restroom and doesn't flush, or claim it.

Jarrod shat in the boat's crapper and left it to marinate all night. When no one fessed up to it, he anonomously became the "Mad Pooper".

by AdamnJenn September 11, 2005

Poopendage

When your poop is out of your butt, but still attached to your anus you have a poopendage.

I had a big poopendage for a minute or two before it fell off!

by onehandcrabbing March 12, 2013

Pooper Necker

This unfortunate event occurs when you are giving a diarrhea-ridden toddler a shoulder ride. The results are epic and equally embarrassing, especially when in public.

"My toddler just exploded his bowels all over my neck during a shoulder ride. Maybe that was a bad decision... but it did get me out of a ticket... total Pooper Necker."

by snarftits September 17, 2014

poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious

to have a wonderful time pooping!!

did you have a poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious on the toilet???!!!!!!!

by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019