loafing poets

Atypical muse types fixated on famous turtles, conduct odd experiments on socialization if and when they get out of bed which is rare.

she had a myspace page like all other vacant loafing poets

by neverthere October 11, 2008

dub poetry

- a style of poetry written or performed to emulate the dub versions of reggae music.

"When Lee Scratch Perry performs dub poetry over music, his voice comes in and out and has heavy effects placed on it."

by No Money King December 25, 2008

Painter's Palette

A method of shaving one's balls where a deposit of shaving cream is kept on the thigh for the shaver to grab from as needed to relather his balls.

Person #1: Man, shaving my balls in the shower was such a mess until I heard about the painter's palette. Now I can selectively apply the shaving cream to my balls!

Person #2: Wait, what?

by rock_lobster January 27, 2010

ass poet

Someone who writes poetry devoted to ass

-What's up ass poet?
-I have to write some poetry about ass.
-What do you have so far?
-The young lass had quite an ass.
-Not bad.

by Peter Griffin October 13, 2004

poetry slam

Shit poetry by illiterate hipsters. Everyone gets on stage and yells at you about Social Injustice.

My friend forced me to go a poetry slam. I had not before then seen such a high concentration of pretentious assholes gathered for the purpose of stoking one another's egos.

by Teresa Alice April 7, 2008

poetry

poetry is a form of writing used to express someone's feelings/opinions/a moment. it can rhyme and it can NOT rhyme. also, there is freeverse, where there is no rhyming scheme and no set numbers of lines in a verse.

for more info read other definitions

Your poetry rocks my socks.

by DeadlyDandelion July 29, 2004

slam poetry

The poetry that thrives in a culture of non-readers. Very sincere, bad poetry. Delivered in front of and given encouragement from a small group of people who are also bad poets. Slam poets think that their poetry is more powerful if they just yell it. Sincerely painful to listen to. It's bad poetry. They try very hard, but they have no idea what they're doing.

Most slam poetry could be better classified as motivational speaking or stand-up comedy.

by Alisha Cunningham December 9, 2008