Poison dick

That dick that’s real good, but that motherfucker attached to it is toxic. So he got that poison dick.

Alex has had me in his grips for years, that motherfucker got poison dick, for real!

by LizyyyB March 30, 2021

ass poison

A lethal dose of methane gas excreted as the sphincter puckers up and emits a warning shot from an incoming turd torpedo. Evacuate the area immediately.

After single-handedly absorbing 20 White Castle sliders into his gullet, Elmer injected over 30 cubic feet of pressurized ass poison into my corduroy couch.

by IMaximusDMI January 4, 2014

Poison Gnome

Closely related to poison dwarf, just a little cuter. Has a strange adversion to poles but does not have to be of the fishing kind.

Mike: "Hey dude, did you see the way Shabs acted last night?"
Fred: "Yeah, vindictive little cow but she really knows how to work the pole"
Mike: "Friggin Poison Gnome!!!"

by Seanlene January 18, 2010

poisonous cunt

A person who talks to all and sundry in negative and demeaning tones . Not a nice person at all

Glenn is a really poisonous cunt he always talks bad about people

by Farmzie July 1, 2016

poisoned poptart

When a female becomes infected with and std, her poptart is now poisoned.

"I was gonna tap dat but then I realized she had a poisoned poptart."

by gnk333 February 14, 2017

Party Poison

Party Poison is known as a character from Danger Days. You can also find him in the comic book called "True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys". He literally loves drinking piss every meal.

Fun Ghoul: Why are you drinking my piss?
Party Poison: Because it' basically healthy duh

by mychemicalgeesus November 19, 2018

poisonous parachute

When somebody rips ass under the covers and wafts the air so that everybody smells it.

Example: I was laying in bed with James and he dropped a poisonous parachute. It made me gag it was so ripe.

by Datass March 3, 2019