packing the plastic

The act of carrying a condom for unexpected sexual intercourse in the near future.
Elliott: "You be taking protection tonight?"
Andy: "You know I be packing the plastic."
by Andy Linn April 26, 2006
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plastic indian

A white who pretends to be an Indian, has long hair, wears the
Indian type clothes,it one with nature,attends pow-wows, that type of general tomfoolery.
The pow-wow was thick with plastic indians this year.
by Baby Gorilla May 28, 2006
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scenetastic plastic

a scene being. the extreme scene i.e. jeffree star
omg jeffree star is such scenetastic plastic!
by gabbyxlover August 02, 2007
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Plastic Surgeon

a type of doctor who preforms surgery such as reconstructive or works on celebrities for help thier overall apperance. He is very rich and had a great job.
Brandon Bucher's dad is the biggest plastic surgeon in PA!
by Shannon Rotzler July 17, 2008
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Action Plastic

n. Slang for condom
Frank: Dude, I can't believe you banged that chick! She definitely looked like she had a disease.

John: Meh, it wasn't that bad. Besides, I wore an action plastic.
by El Verde January 29, 2010
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Plastic patriot

One who is blind to anything other than their personal quest for sovereignty, appeasing those in power, or flag waving, whilst knowingly and arrogantly ignoring or undermining issues that inflict untold damage or to their country, by claiming these issues are not patriotic.
He's a plastic patriot for ignoring foreign influence in the vote.
by GrazzaD October 07, 2020
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The Plastic Hammer

A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.
Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.
by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 27, 2014
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