Plant Pattern

A pattern of behavior engaged in by extremely insecure people, exhibiting zero self-awareness, trading dignity for attention, and being actively, rather than passively, annoying; also see "Rhubarb"

What the fuck is he wearing?! The Plant Pattern is in full effect here

by Afatbeardedfellow April 22, 2019

Plant Stamp

A type of Tramp Stamp.
The art of getting a tattoo of a flower on the back of your neck or lower back. Although still a Tramp Stamp, it is made to look less smutty.

Rhian: "Oh hey guys, check out my new tattoo!"
Sam: "Yo Rhian that ain't no tat"
Andy : "That's a Plant Stamp dawg"

by JustSomeParrinGuy September 15, 2012

Face plant

Is when a female sits down on a guys face and has not shaved therefore her hairy vagina has a bush and curlies end up inside the guys mouth.

Sally came over last night and she face planted me!

by DabombBiaaaach February 12, 2023

piranha planting

When you are so sick of your date that you eat him/her

Marc: Did you hear Sam totally piranha planted Grace last night!
Harry: Piranha planting is so cool

by Piranha Plant August 6, 2014

phone plant

The act of your phone taking a direct hit to the ground.

My droid took a massive phone plant today after I left it on the roof of my car and drove away.

by needsa newphone July 27, 2011

the happy plant

weed

"Let's go get some of the happy plant"

by lolsies June 7, 2009

Potted plant

When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant

Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023