pity laugh

a half assed chuckle towards someone who thinks they have said something funny.but really they have not.it is not funny at all and you feel obligated to laugh so the moment isnt awkward.pity laughs are out of the ordinary short soft laughs.the one giving the pity laugh might say that was funny at the end instead of giving you a real laugh.

ichabode-hey dude your moms a saint! saint bernarde!

gary-ha that was funny.(uhhg i hate giving these pity laughs)

ichabode-what was that dude?

gary-ohh nothing

by thouartowned January 25, 2010

pitty pinch

When your friend secretly pinches your ass to make you feel better.

Sara is in a bar and feeling like a dog and marcy comes over secretly pitty pinches her ass.

Sara: "I just got my ass pinched feelin sexy now"

Marcy: giggles and keeps the pinch to herself

by darrrrr May 28, 2007

pity like

When you like someone's status/picture on FaceBook because they're 1) trying too hard, 2) desperate for attention, or 3) just weird and you want to be the one they save when they come to school with a sawed off shotgun.

Person 1: Dude, did you see Kayla's status she posted last night?

Person 2: Yeah, it was so dumb I had to give it a pity like.

by badassbeebs October 6, 2011

pity dick

When a guy feels bad for you and offers sex to comfort you

My friend was feeling sad so them some pity dick to cheer them up .

by Randomly Freaky or Geeky March 24, 2015

pithy

Full of or resembling pith, to the point, brief yet forceful.

While pithing at the urinal, Geraldo made a pithy remark to the burly man pithing next to him...it engendered a pithy reply and the loss of his Rolex watch.

by harry flashman July 23, 2003

Pity

To be sad for. To... Ummm.... Pity..... To sympathize for you....

Pity: something I don't need. Nor should you give it to me.

Pity: I fell of my bed today...

OMG IS THE FLOOR OKAY?!?!?!?
She pity the floor.

by Once in a lifetime May 24, 2015

Patzy

An extremely kind and caring person who's one of the prettiest girls you'll ever meet. She's very funny and easy to get along with and is probably secretly a fairy in disguise.

Person: I just met Patzy yesterday! It felt like we'd been friends for months when we talked.

by balog1 March 20, 2021