pittsburgh penguins

My hometown team, which I love. The Penguins have a lot in common with the Chicago Bulls (unitl recently): both have a 1 man history (Jordan's Bulls/Mario's Pens). The Pens were up and down and had several different owners through 1980. Then, in '83, the sucky Penguins were rewarded with the ultimate prize: the greatest player to ever play, Mario Lemieux. Mario was incredible, but needed help for the team to win. In '90, they aquied players like Barrasso, Jagr, Francis, and Samuellson and ended up winning back to back Stanley Cups. But in the '90s, Mario had cancer and back issues, but Jagr, Francis, and Kasperitis stepped it up and the Penguins made the playoffs every year from '90 to '01. But bankruptcy is now the downfall of the Pens (Mario own them now), who have a crappy arena and can't afford anyone but crappy players. Please keep the Pens in Pittsburgh!

Keep the Penguins in Pittsburgh.

by SteelTown69 March 29, 2004

Pittsgrove

A small town where there is nothing to do but to get high and drunk.Where stupid bitches start drama becasue they have absolutly no life whats so ever

Pittsgrove is a party town

by Silly_x_Suicide August 1, 2008

Pittsburgh Steelers

A bunch of burly black men who thought it would be a great idea to name a team after a job in which most men are gay, what with working in a steel mill and all. Bill Cowher (when he was still man enough to hang around, without deserting his team like the fum chewing, cap wearing, play stopping faggot he is) couldn't beat the Titans at home a few years back, so he tried to STOP THE PLAY WHILE IT WAS HAPPENING.

"Hey, did you see Bill Cowher cry like a bitch the other night?"

"Yeah, him and the Pittsburgh Steelers suck ass"

by The Joker1991 :) October 10, 2008

Pittsburgh plotcher

The Pittsburgh style of calling it off with your girl in which you let a wet fart on her face after having sex. After the fart you walk out of room lettin the bitch know that youve had enough.

Greg: Barry, Jessica is getting on my nerves. I need a cool way to break up with her.

Barry: Give her the ole Pittsburgh plotcher, thats always good for a laugh

Greg: Aw yes, the we fart in face after sex. That will be a good story to tell.

See even douche bags do the Pittsburgh plotcher

by Fred NotSoDavis April 26, 2008

Pittsburgh Steelers

A pair of stained underpants worn on the outside of a homeless man's outfit. They often smell like failure and cheating.

Hines Ward is a bitch ass Pittsburgh Steelers.

by curtsams July 29, 2007

Pittsfield

pittsfield is located in western mass, central area. pittsfeild is known for crack and gang affilated people wandering the streets aka the bloods..anyway besides that part of town pittsfield has very very nice houses and some nice neighbor hooods, basically your either poor or rich..not really an im between, the rich teens in pittsfield are usually crazy, all they do is party, drive in there fucking nice ass cars (d r u n k ), go to school drunkand did i mention H I G H as shittt? and over all there just hooligans, as for the weird kids they sit home and play wolrd of war craft or ufc fighting game, idk. but pittsfeild is a nice place with the most congested dunkin donuts in an area, 150 feet away from where ever you are standing there is most likeley to be a dunkin right there. besides the gangs,crack and crazy teens, over all pittsfeild is boring and usually nothing to do so pittsfieldians usually travel to albany ny which is 1/2 hour away, they do to Sneakys, to get there party on, or they will go to Umass or Springfeild College or Seinna to party with there graduated friends..wow, reallly this is what the pitts are about

pat : yoooo im rich lets smoke an L

mike: nahhh yo i want crack

pat: ighhh i will whip down to the pittsfield real quick

by fuckkkmeharder June 14, 2009

Pittsburgh Steelers

An NFL team that resides in the ass crack of the Northeast US. City is noted for more people than teeth, more mullets than Mexico, and no jobs. Beastiality and Sodomy were created in Pittsburgh in the 1980s, when the city's job situation went down the crapper, and bandwagon Steeler fans had many losing seasons, so they gave up watching football and took to banging sheep.

Pittsbugh Steelers Men: characterized by either goatee or mustache, drives a Camaro or Pontiac, and does not possess a college education. Would have large mullet plumage, but might get caught in factory equipment. Scent of goat pussy is always on their breath. Pittsburgh Steelers Women: the larger of the two sexes, constantly drunk, louder than the men, plumage from their mullet much more pronounced. Deep smokers voice and multiple tattoos on legs.

by nicka May 19, 2006