Dusty Pineapple

Prolapsed hemoroidal anus, due extensive anal sex, sprinkled with powder sugar (or coke).

Last night I gave my beloved spouse a Dusty Pineapple.

by jonwah November 15, 2017

anti pine cones

the best group in history

Person 1: "Man I love being smelly"
Person 2: "The anti pine cones would knock your ass out.

by skengmanjiggy December 20, 2022

pine jockey

bench warmer, someone who sits on the bench at athletic events. the bench is made of pine therefore, riding the pine. pine jockey

that fat kid is such a pine jockey how did he get on the team

by guy mann-dude October 30, 2008

Pine Bush

The most cheapest town in the world that always smells like cow shit and is full of hillbillys and farms

Pine Bush is shit

by Goteeeee1234 March 28, 2017

Red Pineapple of Death

A nickname for Vice Captain of Squad 11 in the Gotei thirteen of Soul Society- Renji Abarai- of the popular manga and anime series Bleach by Tite Kubo. Renji Abarai's hair is a deep red, and when he ties it up- which is all the time- his hair looks like a pineapple.

He is the Red Pineapple of Death- FEAR HIM! (it's actually just Renji wearing a shirt that says Red Pineapple of Death)

by AnimeFreakazoid October 18, 2011

Pineapple

The single greatest fruit ever to exist. It is far superior to the mango, apple, papaya, or any other fruit. It's increadble flavor and intense juiciness should make people gasp in awe. It shall soon have a religion based around it.

Oh my god, a pineapple! I think I'm going to have an orgasm.

by PineappleDude December 28, 2005

pineapple shipwreck

When a man wearing a pirate hat engages in anal sex with a woman and right as he cums he slams a fresh pineapple into the back the woman's head.

A pineapple shipwreck between same sex partners is known as a Pina Colada.

Peter always pulls the pineapple shipwreck, but I heard Juan pulled a pina colada on him last night.

by Pineapples & Coconuts April 19, 2011