Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.
Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”
Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”
Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”
by Buffcauliflower July 08, 2019
by Kingmidas45 July 06, 2018
Damn, I hope the cops don't see that soda pile.
Damn skate kids left this soda pile here and now I got to clean it up.
Damn skate kids left this soda pile here and now I got to clean it up.
by strobeck May 01, 2018
noun A large, messy pile of random shit accumulated over time, which takes up more space than is feasibly possible.
by BntrLrd January 04, 2016
OMG, did you see those curtains? They looked like someone's half-retarded aunt hand-sewed them with fabric from the colorblind pile!
by miss_dys July 20, 2010
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by Anonymous Poop Tipster July 11, 2008