gravel pile

Another way to define cellulite.

Damn looks like she's been sitting in a gravel pile.

by Kingmidas45 July 6, 2018

Shit pile

Where one places all of their shit when they get home. Contents include, but are not limited to: keys, wallet, phone, phone charger, briefcase, shoes, gym shoes, receipt from the takeout you grabbed on the way home, spare change, lint, dog hair, purse, all the chopsticks you stole from the restaurant where you ate lunch, etc etc etc.
Typically spurs a fight with one’s wife, husband, child, or mom when they inevitably trip over your shit or feel it ruins the “cleaning they just fucking did!!!”
Everyone has one. Even the dog.

Mom: “Here’s the mail that came for you today.”
Son: “Nah it’s cool I don’t want it, just put it in my shit pile.”

Wife: “I have told you for the LaSt TiMe that the corner of the counter top is NOT your desk!!!”
Husband: “No, but it IS where my shit pile goes.”

by Buffcauliflower July 7, 2019

shiny piling

When someone's belongings are gone through unknowingly and reclaimed as theirs.

Hey where's my sun glasses? Someone's been shiny piling my things...

by Drillbitt Doll December 30, 2020

scissor pile

A lesbian orgy.

Kate Upton, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried, and Jennifer Lawrence are four woman I want to see in a scissor pile.

by Motel Messiah October 14, 2013

Angie Pile

The mound of cocain from which individuals are alotted their own line, rail, or blast. It’s named after the Lengend of Angie who was a woman, I guess, who snorted the whole pile and not her own line that was so carefully assigned to her. Angie was never heard from or seen again.

Hey, that’s the Angie Pile, and that’s your line. Don’t do the Angie Pile!

by Tragika Zeta-Jones September 14, 2018

G-pile

Gut pile ; a fatty pertrusion of the lower abdomen caused by excessive comsumption of chocolate filled donuts.

While sitting in a meeting, a hefty coworkers shirt button was undone and her g-pile was inconspicuously hanging out.

by Willdermankye February 13, 2015

failure pile

When one's defecation resembles a mix between a healthy poop and diarrhea.

After taking a failure pile, Doug realized that he had to add more fiber to his daily diet.

by Anonymous Poop Tipster August 3, 2008