Picking the carpet

When a meth head runs out of dope and has to seach the carpet for fallen rock

Watch out, the neighbors are picking the carpet again.

by Amphibious Goddess December 3, 2017

Pickpocker

A person who do pickpocket.
Pickpocket

He is pickpocker

by PassiveRadio May 3, 2018

Picking up the Jewish spare

When you get three towers with two planes.

When the lampshades and gas chambers aren't real but you still get to round up to six million, you might be picking up the Jewish spare.

by Indigo Mandingo January 11, 2019

Picking fish bones

Picking out the fine little details just to prove someone wrong

"ok. We have everything packed"

"We don't have the dresser packed. Or the TV. The bed is still up"
"Now your just picking fish bones"

by BuckWildBurnside March 20, 2019

picking violets

Picking violets is part of the flower code for lesbians. The phrase comes from the famous poet Sappho of Lesbos (for whom the word lesbian was named) and it was thought that Sappho would give violets to the girl who she was wooing.

“all the violet tiaras,
braided rosebuds, dill and
crocus twined around your young neck” -Sappho

Picking violets:
Me: picked any violets lately?
Girl: No but maybe we can pick some together?

Me: (thinking) yay she’s gay!

by sapphosbitch July 31, 2019

Pickpocket Pussy

When you finess another man's girl away from him and smash then dash, then return to sender that hoe

Alan: Yo, I wanna pickpocket pussy tonight
Jimmy: That's fucked up man
Alan: Yeah, but I'm the worst and want to have lots of used real estate
Jimmy: Alright, you can count me out then
Alan: Alright, I'mma go picketpocket pussy Jessica from Sam
Jimmy: Whatever

by SuperPlatipus August 7, 2019

picking up groceries

Grabbing a handful of fruit snacks and gold fish after dicking down a single mother.

The worst part about picking up groceries is having to listen to her kid whine about me eating the last of the scooby doo gummies

by Doyle156 December 24, 2020