The most beautiful girl in the world. The girl whose hair is the color of a pineapple. A sweet pineapple. Payton has piercing blue eyes that stare right into your soul. Payton catches whales 🐋 (all the time) Payton curses a lot, but nobody seems to mind. Payton is very athletic and likes to run. She’s looking for a 7’7 guy with red hair and freckles who’s name is barthalamuel. P.S she is hard to get (Just like the whales! 😉 🐋)
by Kjvabsgoiufa December 19, 2022
Get the Paytonmug. Payton is a blonde girl that is very anxious and enjoys sports. She will most likely like boys with the name P or L. She is very awkward but is fuckin beautiful and doesn’t know it.
“Fuck man Payton is hot as shit but she doesn’t think she is.”
“Payton sucked my dick last night and it was Da bomb”
“Payton sucked my dick last night and it was Da bomb”
by Bob the dog May 9, 2018
Get the Paytonmug. A guy who plays Super Smash Bros. Knows a lot about Nintendo, and is a gamer. He nay nay’s a lot and default dances everyday. Everyone wishes to be him. Including me!
by A meat flavor October 14, 2019
Get the Payton The Gamermug. Payton is such a black ass NIGGER
by The best #1 nigga November 21, 2023
Get the Paytonmug. Goodluck with Payton is a slang/joke that is another way of saying "I wish you happiness". While unpopular, it still gets used by some people online .
by Jennyandjenna87 May 13, 2022
Get the Goodluck with Paytonmug. by urmotherishotimeanvery January 6, 2023
Get the Sarah Paytonmug. a thot. she thinks everyone wants to be like her and thinks she is a queen, but no one likes her.
Also, a pornstar. Kinda fitting.
Also, a pornstar. Kinda fitting.
Person 1: Do you see that? That girl just got mad at someone for having the same shoes as her.
Person 2: Ugh, she's such a Payton Simmons.
Person 2: Ugh, she's such a Payton Simmons.
by anna_oop69 October 8, 2019
Get the Payton Simmonsmug.