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payton manning

Payton manning is a looser, bitch, and a choke artist.
Payton Manning is a huge choke artist. He ranks up there with Tony Dungy, Scott Norwood, Bill Buckner,Thurman Thomas, and Alex Rodriguez as guys who just could not win the big game. 4 years at Tennessee and he couldn't win Manning leaves and the vols r champs. How about those 4 turnovers against the pats in the afc championship game. When the kicker gets drunk and talks about u that says it all
by robert Duffitt December 6, 2006
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Payton Peterson

Payton's favorite shtick these days is his gay routine. He fusses his hair and talks like a girl only when he is alone, he says he is not gay, but he just doesn't want people to judge him. His favorite thing to do while he is alone is to run around his room naked and clap his cheeks on pillows.
by 123456789man December 13, 2019
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payton faul

Sexy man with a huge Dick. Pleases the woman in a timely manner. Very nice, kind of smart.
Payton Faul gets me off every time so fast!
by Payton faul May 12, 2022
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Payton kern

Payton is the hottest girl u will ever meet. She's perfect in every way.
by Truckaduck November 4, 2013
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Payton Ray

guy who is not trustworthy, cannot stop asking for nudes, is very rude. has friends that can’t stop texting you and just an all together ugly as heck stoopid as heck guy.
by skeetle leetle June 15, 2019
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Payton Reanne Aper

Someone who is truly amazing in all ways possible
Payton Reanne Aper will you go to Prom with me?
by notnmj April 2, 2019
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Payton Marshall

A little fairy that makes anal love to cute cats with scarfs.

Possibly gay.

almost got laid once but, managed to poop himself with getting his anus licked.

Lowers the fuck out of property value due to unearthly small genitals and long sex periods.

Spends most his days jerking his junk until purple or bleeding due to high speeds and friction of dry beating with tweezers.
"I just totally saw James pulling a Payton"

"My boyfriend is such a Payton, i was up all night"

"Payton Marshall likes men"
by PureRageEssence April 8, 2013
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